We now know why Joanie Laurer, known as Chyna in her professional wrestling days, wasn’t at the party welcoming Robert Guillaume to the Shakespearean acting company they both now work for. Her excuse of tending to a “personal matter” wasn’t true. You’ll be surprised when you hear the real reason.
Stanley Kubrick has finally premiered his new movie, Obsessive Behavior. Some are calling it a masterpiece while others say it’s unwatchable. We’ll give you the details on the much-delayed film.
Baseball legend and current morning drive radio host Babe Ruth has softened his on-air schtick of late to the horror of some fans. Has the Babe gone soft?
Edith Tolson, formerly J. Edgar Hoover, has some personal scandal surrounding her these days. Is there truth to the rumors? We’ll tell you what we know.
Last week we reported that actor Robert Guillaume was offered a job as a permanent member of the Shakespearean acting company owned by Vince McMahon Sr. We now know what Guillaume’s response to the offer is...and we’ll tell you.
Tom Petty invited a very famous musician to join his new band The Earthshakers as the keyboard player. Wait til you hear who it was and the surprising response Petty got.
Comedian Ralphie May will be starting in a new sitcom to start airing in a few weeks. We now know the name of the show and a few other details.
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is being protested by Next World feminists. We’ll tell you what his response was as well as who he wants to be the new version of the magazine’s first centerfold.
Legendary Rock and Roll pioneer and inspiration for countless musicians who came after him, Fats Domino, just arrived in the Next World. We'll tell you how The zfst Man was received and what he had to say to his welcomers.
Critically acclaimed actor Robert Guillaume arrived in the Afterlife a few days ago as well. As soon as his arrival ceremony was finished, he was approached with an unusual offer. You'll be surprised when you hear what it was as well as by who offered it.
Tom Petty has announced who the bass player in his new band, The Earthshakers, is going to be. It's a name you know--but probably wouldn't guess.
There's another setback for the campaign by Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh to promote Fred's son Donald's presidential agenda. What happened this time and what does it mean going forward?
John "Bonzo" Bonham, former drummer for Led Zepplin, has been out of the public eye in the Next World for decades. Now it appears that's about to change. Who will Bonzo be working with? The answer will surprise you.
Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh have taken their pro-President Trump act to Afterlife cable TV. Something happened on a recent episode of their show to disrupt it that must have given the two unpleasant flashbacks. Wait til you hear what it was.
The former members of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir trying to form a super-sized version of the group have run headfirst into controversy. We'll tell you who's mad at them and why.
Comedian Ralphie May had a showdown with the producers of his yet-to-be aired sitcom. As a result there's been a change in the casting of one major character.
You've probably heard of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. Well, someone in the Afterlife has had the brilliant idea of putting together a "supergroup" composed of thousands of former members if the Choir. That, however, raises some interesting issues that may shake up Mormon beliefs.
Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh have resumed their pro-President Trump campaign. This time around they're not putting on live rallies. Wait til you hear where they've taken their act now.
Comedian Ralphie May, a new arrival to the Next World, has found a gig there. There's a strange twist to it though that you won't believe.
Rumor has it that rocker Tom Petty has found a few musicians to join The Earthshakers, the band he's currently assembling. We'll tell you what we know about them.
Comedian Ralphie May made his debut in the Next World a few days ago. Find out what the funnyman did when someone in the crowd at his welcoming ceremony heckled him.
Hugh Hefner is keeping his promise to restart his Playboy Empire in the Afterlife. Not everyone is happy about what he announced, however. Who are his critics and what do they plan to do?
Rocker Tom Petty is putting together a new band in the Next World. You'll never guess what he plans to call it or why.
There's been a new development in the saga of the upcoming action/comedy film starring Gilda Radner. One actor is out and another one is in. We'll tell you what the new lineup is and why it may spell trouble for Gilda's marriage to Gene Wilder.
Hugh Hefner, founder of the Playboy empire, just arrived in the Next World. Asked about his plans fir his new existence, Hef had a somewhat surprising answer. We'll tell you what he has in mind.
Former host of TV's Let's Make A Deal, Monty Hall, had to change his plans for eternity when he was informed about some of the realities of the Afterlife. What did he have in mind and what does he intend to do now that he's been clued in?
Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh have made a radical decision concerning their ongoing rallies in support of Trump's son Donald's presidency. Find out why their sudden announcement shocked many in the Next World.
Musician Tom Petty arrived in the Next World just before this Report was recorded. He made an announcement that's sure to please his many fans there. Wait til you hear what it was.
We'll, it didn't take long for actor Frank Vincent to find a job in the Next World. While it has elements of roles you've seen him in, one detail will make your head spin.
Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin have broken up again. What did the legendarily difficult-to-deal-with Lewis do to cause Martin to walk out on him? We'll tell you.
We now know why the upcoming comedy superhero movie starring Gilda Radner is on hold. Someone is being a diva...and it may not be who you're thinking of.
A pro-Donald Trump rally was abruptly cut short the other day for a very surprising reason. What happened that has the whole Afterlife laughing?
Frank Vincent, an actor famous for his many roles as a mobster on The Sopranos, in Godfather II, Raging Bull, Goodfellas, Casino and other movies, just arrived in the Next World. After he made a short speech, he was greeted by a surprising fan. Who was it and what did he have to say to Vincent?
Harry Dean Stanton, another character better known for his distinctive looks than his name, also just arrived in the Afterlife. When he went to introduce himself to Frank Vincent, the aforementioned fan of Vincent's took offense at being interrupted. How did things turn out? We'll tell you.
Professional wrestling manager Bobby "The Brain" Heenan was greeted to his new existence by a large crowd of his fans. A former co-worker gave him a big hug and handshake, leading to rumors that Heenan may already have a job waiting for him.
We'll also catch you up on the progress of director Stanley Kubrick's controversial upcoming movie as well as the anti-Trump protests being led by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and his BFF Adolf Hitler.
Sylvia Browne, self-described psychic, has gotten herself a new act in the Next World. Just wait til you hear what's getting her on the talk shows these days.
The pro-Trump rallies in the Afterlife continue as do the counter-protests led by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. And his BFF, Adolf Hitler. The Fuhrer, by the way, is sporting a radical new look these days. We'll tell you what it is.
Donald Fagen, co-founder of Steely Dan, just arrived in the Next World. He immediately received several job offers, including one from someone we haven't heard from in a while. Who is it and why does his offer raise some intriguing questions?
Stanley Kubrick is rumored to have finished principle photography on the movie he wrested control over from Jean-Michel Basquiat and Salvador Dali. In typical Kubrickian fashion, rumors are swirling about a sub-plot he supposedly added to the film at the last minute. What is it and whose hackles is it likely to raise?