Jobs, Dali, Burr, Thicke, all in this edition of the Report
The ongoing saga of the town until recently known as Trump City has taken another turn. The other day the gated community was seized by someone...and it's not who we all expected it to be. You'll never guess who's running the show inside the walls now.
We've told you about the crazy set being constructed for the movie artists Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat are working on. We have some new details to tell you about it and they just might blow your mind.
Actor Raymond Burr and his husband own a private island in the middle of a Next World ocean. They recently announced that the island is open to anyone who wants to live on it. There's one not-so-small catch to the offer, though. Just wait til you hear what it is.
Alan Thicke, star of Earthly TV hit Growing Pains, thought he had a deal to put his short-lived talk show Thicke Of The Night back on the air. One very strange network demand has scuttled the project, however. We'll tell you what caused Thicke to storm out of the meeting.
Barris, Sinatra, Dali, and more in this edition of the Celebrity Afterlife Report
Legendary game show creator Chuck Barris just arrived in the Next World. The infamous host of the Gong Show had a surprise waiting for him that brought him to tears. He also had an announcement to make. You'll find out what they both were in this Report.
Last week we told you that Edith Tolson, the former J. Edgar Hoover, had yet another job offer dangling in front of her. We can now confirm that she has accepted the gig. What is it and what is she going to sacrifice to free up time for it? We'll tell you.
Frank Sinatra Jr. Just made his first appearance with the One Hit Wonders. What did Old Blue Eyes' son do that totally shocked the audience and had people scratching their heads? Just wait til you hear.
Artists Jean-Michel Basquiat and Salvador Dali are co-producing a movie in which they will reportedly also star. One already leaked detail about the film has garret even crazier. You won't believe when you hear what the two are doing now.
Chuck Berry, Rock and Roll legend, just arrived in the Next World. He put on a spontaneous mini-concert for the crowd that greeted him and made a major announcement. We'll tell you what it was.
Long time veteran of the New York City newspaper wars, reporter Jimmy Breslin, is now a resident of the Afterlife. It seems that the beer-drinking, cigar-smoking Breslin is ready to get back on the best in his new existence. He's already got his eye on a prospective employer. It's a name you may recognize.
Edith Tolson, the former J. Edgar Hoover, has yet another show biz offer dangling in front of her. With her new courtroom show and her recurring spot on "The Girls," will Edith have time for a third job?
Lastly, we have some hot rumors about what may be happening soon to what was known as Trump City and they concern someone who was involved with the community in the past. Wait til you hear who it is and what they apparently have planned for the troubled town.
Last week we reported that artists Jean-Michel Basquiat and Salvador Dali were going to produce and star in a movie shot entirely inside iVironment, the indoor rain attraction they run together. We know almost nothing about the movie at this point, other than one startling detail. You won't believe when we tell you what one of the sets is going to look like.
Edith Tolson, former known as J. Edgar Hoover, longtime director of the FBI, is tearing up the Next World showbiz scene. Wait til you hear what starring role she been offered on TV.
The new sitcom starring Florence Henderson and Robert Reed, both of The Brady Bunch, has finally aired its first episode. We'll tell you what name the producers finally settled on for it and how it did in the ratings.
The month-long siege inside Trump City may be over but the controversy continues. You'll find out the latest about missing Trump City mayor, Fred Trump, and what may be happening soon that could turn the community upside-down.
Trump, Steele, Paxton and more
Big doings at Trump City, the walled compound ruled by President Trump's father Fred. We'll tell you what's happening in the long-running standoff and the latest about the well-being of the town's beleaguered residents.
Former professional wrestler Ivan Koloff has decided not to become a Shakespearean actor in the Next World. You won't believe what the burly Russian has decided to do instead.
Artists Jean-Michel Basquiat and Salvatore Dali shocked everyone at a press conference the other day with an announcement about their upcoming plans for iVironment, the indoor rain attraction they co-run. Wait til you hear what the eccentric duo have planned.
Actor Bill Paxton who transitioned unexpectedly to the Afterlife last week has new digs. Find out why they aren't where you'd expect them to be.
Trump, Paxton, George Steele. All figure into this week's action in the Next World.
The bizarre standoff in Trump City has entered its third week. A new player has entered the drama. Who is it and why did his recent comments have people booing him?
George "The Animal" Steele has a new job in the Afterlife. A world-famous celeb who we recently reported on is praising The Animal's job performance? Who is it and why does he say Steele is among the best he's ever seen?
Actor Bill Paxton just arrived in the Next World. His condition upon his arrival had many Afterlife residents concerned for the movie star. We'll tell you the details.
Legendary actor, dancer, and choreographer Gene Kelly had a lot to say about the Best Picture announcement at the Oscars. Why did the flub give Kelly concern about the future of Hollywood?
Also, a quick update about a beloved TV star.
Two new celebs just arrived in the Next World. They were offered jobs almost immediately upon their arrivals. One of them seems ill-suited for his possible new profession, to say the least. Who are they and why is it hard to imagine them in the positions they've been offered? You'll be surprised when you hear the answers.
Edith Tolson, the former K. Edgar Hoover, longtime FBI director, recently appeared on a daytime TV talk show. Now she's been offered a permanent spot on the show. Did America's former top cop accept the offer? You'll find out.
There been a surprising development in the ongoing story about the lockdown at Trump City, the gated community presided over by Donald Trump's father, Fred. It has some calling for an attack to free those inside the compound. What happened and who instigated it? We'll give you the latest.
James Brown has been the self-appointed Greeter To The Stars in the Afterlife for years now. Over the weekend James was surprised when a figure from his past arrived. Who was it and why did their appearance have Soul Brother Number One in tears?
There is even more craziness coming out of Trump City, the gated community overseen by Fred Trump, father of the new American president. Mayor Trump finally addressed the situation inside the town which has been sealed off for over a week now. You won't believe what he had to say.
"The Girls," the new daytime talk show hosted by Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds, aired a Very Special Episode with a Very Special Guest the other day. Who was she and why did what she told Carrie and Debbie have the audience in tears? We'll tell you.
There's been a new addition to the cast of the yet-unnamed sit com starring Florence Henderson and Robert Reed. It's a name you'll recognize but the part he'll be playing may surprise you.
Sir John Hurt recently joined the Shakespearean theater company run by Vince McMahon Sr. The other day he told a reporter what he thinks about his new co-workers and what he said may shock you.
Things have taken a turn for the bizarre in Trump City, the whites-only community run by Fred Trump, Donald's father. The gated community is apparently on lockdown, with no one able to enter or leave its confines. We'll tell you the latest about this tense standoff.
Recently-transitioned-to-the-Next World actress Mary Tyler Moore has been added to the cast of the upcoming sitcom starring Florence Henderson and Robert Reed. Wait till you hear what part she will be playing.
Carrie Fisher and her Mom Debbie Reynolds have a new daytime TV talk show in the Afterlife. On the first episode their guest host shocked the audience by joking about her own passing from the Earthly Plane. Who was it and how did the audience react to the unexpected subject matter? You'll find out.
Sir John Hurt, legendary for starring in The Elephant Man, the Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings movies, just arrived in the Next World. No sooner had he finished making a short speech and greeting his fans than he received a job offer from an unusual source. Who was it and did Sir John accept the offer?
Actress Mary Tyler Moore also just got to her new existence. An unexpected person was on hand to serenade her. Who was it and what happened that made America's Sweetheart cry? We'll tell you.
Actress Barbara Hale played the secretary to attorney Perry Mason on the long-running TV show. The show's star, Raymond Burr, welcomed her on her arrival in the Afterlife. He had an unusual offer for Hale that will affect her time there. You'll find out what it was and it will surprise you.
Last week we told you about a new band composed of musicians whose Earthly Plane bands had only one big hit. We just found out that the band has added a new singer--and you won't believe who it is.